Uncyclopedia.

This is a funny little website. We particularly enjoyed the descriptions of the cities in Ohio....

Saturday night recap.

It's math time, kids!

This Saturday night recap is brought to you entirely in mathematical equations.

Here is Equation #1:


Explanation:
Last Saturday, Golaso only had 4 boys and 3 girls. With only 1 sub for the guys and no female subs, Golaso still came away with a win! Therefore, Golaso is greater than the world.

Equation #2:

Explanation: This is Brandon-- one of Golaso's ringers. On Saturday night, Brandon scored a history-making 3 goals in one game. He laughs in the face of the rules. Therefore, Brandon is greater than the rule book.

Equation #3:


Explanation:

This is a surprising but true equation. This equation is true if and only if someone you know is taking part in karaoke. Because this was the case on Saturday, Karaoke is equal to Good Times.

Equation #4:


Explanation: Brandon sang this for his karaoke opening number, and it pretty much sounded like this:



Therefore, Brandon is greater than or equal to The Georgia Satellites.

Equation #5:

Explanation: Not only does Brandon sound exactly like Prince, just look at their profiles. Brandon is clearly equal to Prince.

Equation #6:


Explanation: C'mon, is anyone actually greater than Meatloaf? Therefore, Brandon is less than Meatloaf.

And that brings us to the end of Golaso Math. We hope you enjoyed your lesson.

Until next time,
GOLASO!

Teaser post.

Last Saturday night was epic.

Details will be coming soon.

(The Saturday night before that? Not epic. So I didn't write about it.)

It's Saturday. Put your game face on.

Google image results.

If you search Google images, the top search result for "Golaso" is currently:

Seems about right.

Ever wonder what happened to Biz Markie?

Me neither. But here you go anyway.

City folk just don't get it.

We here at Blogaso Inc. have been receiving invitations to join a certain social networking site. We do not take these decisions lightly, and seriously pondered this issue.

Upon much deliberation, we decided to join. You can now find us at:

We're just looking for friends. Let's not get crazy here.

Saturday night recap.

It's called a winning streak. And Golaso is all over it.

So what if it was the same team 2 weeks in a row? It's still a winning streak.

We won 2-1 on Saturday night, with goals scored by Devin and visiting player Brandon. Golaso members present included: Amy W., Amy T., Marie, Caroline, Carrie, Jen K., Damen, Devin, Jeff M., Adam, and Sop.

Next week, we look to extend our winning streak with our special surprise guest playas.

Inspiration.

Go, go Golaso!

Session 3 starts tonight at 11:20! See you there!

In lieu of a relevant picture, please enjoy this picture of a squirrel.