Saturday night recap.

It's math time, kids!

This Saturday night recap is brought to you entirely in mathematical equations.

Here is Equation #1:


Explanation:
Last Saturday, Golaso only had 4 boys and 3 girls. With only 1 sub for the guys and no female subs, Golaso still came away with a win! Therefore, Golaso is greater than the world.

Equation #2:

Explanation: This is Brandon-- one of Golaso's ringers. On Saturday night, Brandon scored a history-making 3 goals in one game. He laughs in the face of the rules. Therefore, Brandon is greater than the rule book.

Equation #3:


Explanation:

This is a surprising but true equation. This equation is true if and only if someone you know is taking part in karaoke. Because this was the case on Saturday, Karaoke is equal to Good Times.

Equation #4:


Explanation: Brandon sang this for his karaoke opening number, and it pretty much sounded like this:



Therefore, Brandon is greater than or equal to The Georgia Satellites.

Equation #5:

Explanation: Not only does Brandon sound exactly like Prince, just look at their profiles. Brandon is clearly equal to Prince.

Equation #6:


Explanation: C'mon, is anyone actually greater than Meatloaf? Therefore, Brandon is less than Meatloaf.

And that brings us to the end of Golaso Math. We hope you enjoyed your lesson.

Until next time,
GOLASO!